Insomnia (Subtitled: Sleepless and Sick at the Bee house)

If my life were a play, it would go like this:

Last night:

Mr. Bee: [Inaudible] Moan.

Jacob: Cough, Cough.

[Neighbors slam door.]

Janna's stomach: grumble, gurgle.

Mr. Bee: [weird clicking sound.]

Jacob: Cough, cough.

Janna's bladder: I am full- empty me.

Mr. Bee: Snore, turn over, grab all covers.

Jacob: Cough, cough.

Janna's sweat glands: Go crazy, boys. Make Janna feel menopausal.

[Animal fighting outside]

Mr. Bee: [Weird mouth breathing, sniffles.]

Jacob: Cough, cough.

[Neighbor's light turns on.]

Janna's bladder: Empty me again!

Mr. Bee: [weird clicking noise]

Jacob: Cough, cough.

Janna's stomach: Gurgle- is it morning yet? STAAAHVING!

Mr. Bee: [Inaudible, Moan, turn over, take all of the covers.]

Janna's Bladder: Did you empty me yet? Well, maybe one more time, just in case.

Jacob: Coughety, cough cough.

Janna's Stomach: Hellooooooooo.....? STAAAHVING!

Mr. Bee: Snore, moan, grumble.

Janna: Eff- this, I'm sleeping on the couch.

This Morning:

Janna: ---

Janna: ---

[Drinking coffee]

Back to normal.