I know I'm a Mom because....

...the big concert tickets I score are for Bob the Builder's Live Show.

...a rocking night out also means home by 10pm.

...I tweet about how I want to drink a glass of wine and then never get around to it.


...the only picture that I have of myself is a picture of my shoes.


...it takes me a week to get to watch any DVR'ed show.

...I spell things out when talking to people for NO apparent reason.

...when I am working on something I often hum the theme from Blues Clues.

...I can't remember when I last took a shower some days.

...I have no idea how much food I have eaten at dinner, I am so busy sharing food with others.

...I get 500 free parenting related magazines a month, although I don't remember signing up for them.

...I have a backup of 500 Parenting magazines that I have not gotten around to reading.

...my google ads are usually for Pampers.

...my first thought when a celebrity screws up is how it will affect their children.

...I pick up toys more than I actually clean my house.


...I haven't had a fire in my fireplace in 4 years because I can't reach it.


...when I go to the bathroom, I always put my feet on the step stool instead of moving it.

...I immediately change into pajama pants when I get home. Who am I trying to impress?

...I get into discussions with other Mom friends about which station is better, Sprout or Noggin.

...I have discussed a backstory with Mr. Bee about Caillou. (What is going on with Caillou? Why doesn't he have any hair? Why is he so darn whiny and what's wrong with his parents?)

...I haven't gone to the bathroom alone in 4 years.

...I wake up at 7am every day, no matter what.

...I eat pizza at least 2 nights a week.

...80% of my blogs are about my children.

...I now remember my "fat" days before pregnancy as my "thin" days now.

...I have 4 gallons of Milk in my fridge and only one bottle of wine.

... I have code names with Mr. Bee about certain shows. (Bob the Builder= B the B, Curious George is CG, or as Mr. Bee affectionately refers to him as "that d-a-r-n-m-o-n-k-e-y.)

...the last ten parties I have been to have been baby showers or children's birthday parties.

...Mr. Bee and I go out more often apart than together. (Somebody has to watch the little Bees!)

...eating at a restaurant is more work than eating at home.

...I tell people I have to go "potty".

...I own less clothing than the three other boys I live with.

...my car is covered with cracker crumbs.

...I would rather have Mr. Bee clean the bathroom than buy me jewlery.

...my last vacation was to an indoor waterpark.

Finally, I know I'm a Mom because.....

...8:30 pm is my favorite time of the day.