New Moon's Location Pictures! Well, without the cast... sorry

Last year my parents went on a trip to Italy. They were driving and came across Volterra, and stopped into the town. Last night when I saw New Moon, I immediately recognized Volterra from my parents pictures, and I thought I would share them with you.

I asked my parents if they saw any of the Volturi there, or if any hot vampires tried to accost them while they were there.

My Dad thinks I'm super hilarious.

Anyway, here are some of the pictures my Dad took. They're beautiful on their own, but if you need to, just superimpose shirtless Edward in them in your mind.

Again, I'm super hilarious. You are laughing on the inside.

Maybe this is the window Edward looked out while he pined for Bella? Well, one can pretend.

My (Slightly Embarrassing) Freebie List

Do you know what I mean when I say "My Five"? It's the Five "freebies" you can ahem with and your partner cannot get mad. If you have seen the Friends Episode you know what I am talking about. (Psst... Mom, Dad, this is where you STOP reading! Love you- J) So I thought I would introduce you to my 5, starting with:Just kidding y'all. Don't get me wrong, Kirk Cameron was my man back in the day... but Kirk, you probably wouldn't approve of all the damn swearing and drinking I do. And, you know, I'm not 10 anymore. So no.

Anyway, I was thinking the other day that my five are kind of embarrassing. Not Kirk Cameron embarrassing but maybe somewhat cringe worthy. Why don't you be the judge?


5. Zachary Levi- I heart the TV show Chuck, and he is part of that reason I love it so. Look at the hair, those eyes..... dreamy.... sigh. Cringe worthy? That hair, those eyes... why, does anyone else think it's sad that put a "freebie" on my list that looks so much like... Mr. Bee? Or is it cute? I will settle for cute!


4. Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson- I just LOVE him. Love him on SNL, love him in the Rundown... anything can be slightly entertaining with him in it... Cringe worthy: ... including WWF, which I got to watch a lot of when I first started dating Mr. Bee. He got me through a lot of WWF shows. That, and vodka. (Sorry Kirk!)

3. TIE Robert Pattinson- There is no denying that Edward Robert is a hottie. Cringe worthy: I do feel kind of gross that he is 23. But it's not like he's

Taylor Lautner or anything. Gasp, are they ALLOWED to show these kind of pictures of a 17 year old? I mean, I just saw him in Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl! I feel dirty just looking at it, and so should you! Moving on (no he's not on my list, I am not THAT person!)

So, Robert is tied with....

Kris Allen- Also 23, wait now he's 24. When he sang Heartless, I might have swooned and voted once or twice for him on American Idol. Which is cringe worthy enough.

What, you say I can't have a tie on a "freebies" list? Hey it's my Fantasy List! On my blog! I does what I want!

2. James McAvoy- Have you seen Atonement? Go out and rent it, watch it and then come back. Or watch Becoming Jane. Or even Starter for Ten. Ugh and the accent. I heart accents. Forget the "freebie" about it, I would be happy if he could just cuddle with me and read The Time Traveler's Wife or Harry Potter or Twilight or hell (sorry again, Kirk!) the Dictionary. It almost makes me forget when he play Mr. Thomnas, the faun in The Chronicles of Narnia. Almost. Then I look at this picture.
Cringe worthy:

Oh and speaking of accents....

1. Gavin Rossdale- I thought he was hot all the way back in 1995, when he was the front man for Bush. Now he's older but like a fine wine, he just gets cuter.

See? Gavin Rossdale +baby son+ sling= adorableness squared.

Cringe worthy: Makes me almost forgive him for that DREADFUL song he released last year. (Vocoder, go the way of the 8 track, nao please?)

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In all seriousness, Mr. Bee and I talk about our "freebies" when we are drinking sometimes. It's all in good fun. I hope Kirk Cameron understands that, I wouldn't want him to think badly of me!

What about my list... cringe worthy or not? Do you have any "Freebies" you want to share? And accents- hot or overrated? I think you KNOW where I stand on this one!

How about some videos?

My Hubby says thank you for the birthday wishes... I am trying to talk him into guest posting, after a couple of beers, he had almost agreed to it! We shall see....

We went out last night, for dinner (with kids) for drinks (without kids- they stayed at my Mom and Dads- yay). So I am not only hungover- but in dire need of finishing Christmas stuff (took today off to do so). So today I'm just going to give you some clips of my favorite things (warning- some of this is rehash, but I love it!):





For the next clip, which is truly hilarious and ridiculous, I am sending you here instead of imbedding the video because I heart Mamapop and PetCobra and you should too!

A little bit of Hottie Edward Cullen love:


And of course, the old standby-- Jacob as "Dancing BABY!"

Make an on-line slideshow at www.OneTrueMedia.com

Okay this took way longer than I thought it would.... must go and eat leftover chocolate cake.

My final Plea

Dear Entertainment Weekly,

I have been a loyal subscriber since 1998, longer than I have known my husband. I enjoy getting your magazine every week, but this week I was very excited to see Edward er, I mean Rob Pattinson on the cover.

(Image courtesy of LA Times)

So, EW, I wait and wait.... and NO magazine. Evey day, waiting for this... and no Magazine! I know I have paid, I have electronic payments! I followed through, where are you? You have a lot of making up to do after the last Twilight cover. Don't think I haven't forgotten. So if you want me to remain a loyal subscriber, you will follow through on this. I would like to continue the relationship, don't make me sever ties.

XOXO,
Janna

PS- If you give me the cover with just Bella, er, Kristen Stewart, I will be pissed. You know which one I want- see above.

Update: I FINALLY received the magazine on Wednesday. It was the one with Bella and Edward on the cover. SO not the same. Whatev, EW!