I did NOT let Mr. Calamity run around in boots and a diaper on Sunday because that's what he wanted to wear. I do NOT let Mr. Calamity call all the shots.
My family did NOT wear Pajamas all day on Sunday. We NEVER spend all day looking disheveled.
My heart did NOT break into a million little pieces when Drew asked me to put him to bed because he loved me and I was his bestest friend.
Consequently, I did NOT promise to remind Drew when he is 18 that he told me this weekend he wanted to go to College with me because I am his bestest friend. I would NEVER embarrass my son with this story in 14 years at his open house. I am NOT that kind of Mom!
I did NOT think it was the cutest thing ever when Drew read a book to Jacob. I am NOT a Mammarazti so I did NOT run to get a camera to take a picture!
I did NOT spend $300 on groceries this week. That would be ridiculous! I am NOT worried that our children are going to eat us out of our home!
Psst! I am NOT secretly pleased that presently I am the favorite parent with both children instead of Mr. Bee. I would NEVER savor this moment for fear it might not happen again for a while!
Girl...your awesome so you know that you'll keep the newbies here :)
ReplyDeleteToday is a very big day in the Where’s Wenda? Contest. I am visiting all of the SITS followers. Can I do it? There are around 1000 followers. Oh my! Better grab my cup of coffee and get on my way. Be sure to visit Hot Chocolate Caramel Mocha and Three Bay B Chicks as part of your contest entry.
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Happy Monday!!!
ReplyDeleteI too spend $300 on groceries this week!! I did buy some kids clothes in there, so that makes it not so bad, right?!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday.
I did NOT love reading your blog.. Those are NOT the cutest little guys ever.. I did NOT click on your ads today.. I will NOT be back tomorrow to do the same.. I am NOT totally stoked that you picked up the Click Fest button!!
ReplyDeleteI did NOT laugh at this post. ;)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on being #1! I was #2 last week and I smiled all day! Love your blog!
ReplyDeleteI love pajama days. So does my little guy. He wishes to have pajama days every day.
ReplyDeletei have had my not me written and posted easily for three hours. i finally had to take a shower (i am NOT admitting to this, never in a million years) and then i didn't have my cell alarm set to post. howintheworld did you do this??
ReplyDeleteaak, i'm afraid i don't have a life. but i do have a job and my boss would flippin KILL me if he only knew!
so congrats on #1. savor it!
Funny, I enjoyed your photos.
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Kimberly
I am getting more and more worried that my three boys are going drain our bank account when they really start eating!! My four year old can already {sometimes} eat as much as me!! Great Not Me! Monday!!
ReplyDeleteI too, am NOT worried that our 7 year old daughter eats more than our two pre-teen boys, and that I may have to take on a second job just to feed them, LOL!
ReplyDeleteI also did not freak out a little (I'm NOT like that) when I noticed that they were reading what looks like "Ten Little Ladybugs". That is NOT one of my fav books, my daughter doesn't own three of them, because we're not obsessed about ladybugs and books, oh no, not us...
And like you, I don't enjoy comments on my blog, so don't like, come over to visit and leave a comment or anything, because that'd be just... not cool. Not.
I don't secretly like it when my munchkin prefers me over the hubby either! That's so bad!!
ReplyDeleteAwwwww....you're his bestest friend! That's so cute. And the picture of them reading together, adorable!
ReplyDeleteYou were first in Mr. Linky. How is that possible?
Love the diaper and boots! My 2 little kids are still in their jammies today and it is 11:15AM!
ReplyDeleteHere's a secret: moms are always the favorite parent. (lol)
ReplyDeleteKeep up the great job on the family and the blog!
Great list! Happy Monday!
ReplyDeleteI too can spend $300 at the grocery store. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteYou have beautiful kids!
Happy Monday!
My little one tells me I'm her best friend too :) Talk about the sweetest moments ever!
ReplyDeleteGreat not me monday I loved the part about the kids reading to each other and the pick was cute.
ReplyDeleteI am starting a new post on the 12th of march called - Honor them Thursday - and I am looking for as many people to take part as possible. it will have mr linky so your person of honor can be seen by the world. it's a chance to honor the people you love wether it's your mom or dad or you partner or your child or one of your your friends or maybe some one has inspierd you. Honor them and say thankyou. I hope you will join in
Oh my gosh. This is so NOT right up my alley because I also do NOT care how many comments are on my blog. That is NOT the cutest thing in the world that he ran around in boots and a diaper.
ReplyDeleteMy toddler is the same age (oops.. back to NOT opposite day!)
Love your blog! Your boys are adorable. Don't you just love "Not Me Monday"? The perfect opportunity to air our dirty laundry...
ReplyDeleteLove the Not Me's! Your little ones are too cute!
ReplyDeleteGreat list! I too and NOT secretly pleased when I am the favorite de jour.
ReplyDeleteYou are so the Mammarattzi!
ReplyDeleteAnd I did not pitch a fit when my husband said, "You're not getting as many comments. Why?"
ReplyDeleteCute post and darling babies! Blessings.
ReplyDeleteYour boys are so adorable, just like their momma! Mommaratzi!I love it! I used to drive my soon crazy with the camera. I would dress him up in cute outfits just to take pictures. Between that and smothering him with kisses, I was always on his last nerve! Now he is 5'5", 150 pounds, sprouting a mustache and I have to beg for a kiss! Continue enjoying your precious boys and stalk them every chance you get with that camera! LOL
ReplyDeletelove your blog first time i visited is not happy how the giveaways are as much fun to host as to enter
ReplyDeleteI don't think you have to worry about new readers staying around ... unless they are those giveaway whores that seems to crop up out of nowhere just to get free stuff! (It's true ... I know it is!) This was really cute. And we spend all day Saturday in our pajamas if it makes you feel better.
ReplyDeleteI did NOT get busted flossing my teeth at a stoplight today.
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:^) Anna
I love your Not Me! list. I have never savored being the favorite. BTW I celebrated click fest on your blog! click..click..
ReplyDeleteGreat Not Me! Oh look and there's Wenda! Neato! Stopping by to give you some clicky love! Click, click, click!! :)
ReplyDeleteLove your not me list!! I am getting ready to click now...and I'm following you now, so I'll be back for more! Have a super day and stop by for a visit. :)
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Haha! You are too funny. Don't worry, we all love your blog. You have such a great sense of humor and fun in every post. Keep it up! And for the record, if I could walk around naked with only cowboy boots on, I'd probably do it too. :)
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