I did NOT let Mr. Calamity run around in boots and a diaper on Sunday because that's what he wanted to wear. I do NOT let Mr. Calamity call all the shots.
My family did NOT wear Pajamas all day on Sunday. We NEVER spend all day looking disheveled.
My heart did NOT break into a million little pieces when Drew asked me to put him to bed because he loved me and I was his bestest friend.
Consequently, I did NOT promise to remind Drew when he is 18 that he told me this weekend he wanted to go to College with me because I am his bestest friend. I would NEVER embarrass my son with this story in 14 years at his open house. I am NOT that kind of Mom!
I did NOT think it was the cutest thing ever when Drew read a book to Jacob. I am NOT a Mammarazti so I did NOT run to get a camera to take a picture!
I did NOT spend $300 on groceries this week. That would be ridiculous! I am NOT worried that our children are going to eat us out of our home!
Psst! I am NOT secretly pleased that presently I am the favorite parent with both children instead of Mr. Bee. I would NEVER savor this moment for fear it might not happen again for a while!