This week was NOT full of me fufilling my white trash aspirations with these actions:
There is NOT a bag of Cheeze-its in our bathroom.
I did NOT yell at Jacob for play humping our puppy.
I did NOT almost yell "Damn straight!" when someone at PetSmart said Louie was the cutest puppy she had every seen.
Cutest puppy? Um, yeah- Damn Straight!
Also, Louie was NOT the most rambunctious puppy in his Puppy training class.
I am soooo NOT dreading the homework for Louie and my five year old Drew this week. (Seriously, homework for a puppy AND my kindgartener? Someone shoot me.)
I have NOT watched over 4 hours of Scooby Doo this weekend; consequently I do NOT have a weird urge to pepper my conversation with "zoinks!", "dangnabit!" and "groovy".
My children were NOT pantsless all Sunday. Nope, they are always properly dressed. I would NEVER be too lazy to dress them and let them get away with undressing themselves and running around.
I did NOT (gasp) watch the season finale of Jersey Shore and then the reunion show that followed it.
I did NOT watch "The Pregnancy Pact" on Lifetime all drunk, and I did NOT kind of enjoy it. I am not the queen of trashy TV lately.
I did NOT swear like a sailor with Tourette's Syndrome all week due to my frustrations (New puppy! Husband working 80 hours! Tough week at work (for me)! Constantly hungry children- seriously about to eat us out of house and home! Crazy two year old! No time to myself for anything- including working out! Too much Scooby Doo!)
Also, I did NOT write a whole blog post about Dwayne Johnson (i.e., The Rock).
What kind of trashy, embarrassing things did you NOT do this week? Let me know in the comments so I can
*This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.