Seriously, why are they only made for hoochies that want to show off their goods? The other day I put on a cute top, and was so excited about it, got to work and realized I would have to safety pin it on the top to keep it closed, or wear my good friend, white tank top, underneath it. I mean, not all of us pregnant women are size A's. Some of us have to wear bras so big that the only colors they come in are nude, white and black. Just sayin'.
By the way, I can't believe I used the word hoochie. I guess if I wore the top without a safety pin, I would be a Hoochie Mama. Hee hee.