March 17, 2009
Little Green Bites
Happy St. Patrick's Day! I don't have the finger strength to type something long, so here's some little "green" word bites to hold you over for the next 3 days while I am busy.
Here's hoping that if you run into a leprachaun it's the one on the left and not on the right!
Just rented Blackout from the library. Seriously why are all Britney Spears CD's so embarrassing looking? Each cover looks like a badly made porno. I feel I may need to brown bag this one just to transport it.
And for that matter why do "Circus" and "Gimme More" sound so much alike?
This morning I was getting Jacob out of his highchair and he was acting grumpy about it. I look at him and blurted out of frustration, "you are not the king of the house Jacob. Be patient!" Drew looked at me and said, rather matter of factly, "yes he is."
Last night the boys were playing in their sandbox. I asked them what they were building. Drew told me "I'm making compost." I asked him what compost was, and he said "it's made of old food and you spread over the dirt of other plants and it becomes food for the plants."
Mr. Bee looked at me and said "I just found out what compost was two years ago, and he knows this already?"
"Well, you can thank our friend, Curious George for that one," I replied.
My husband always says that if Jessica Alba is in a movie, you know it's going to suck.
Some of the people following me? @yourboyfriend and @getyourloveback! What are you trying to say to me, Twitter?!?
Don't you think it would be cool if you knew someone named "Mylady"? I'm sure someone out there is named this.
I can't believe I have such bad heartburn from Milk. I am old, for reals.
There's nothing like the smell of BO permeating every room in your office. And, no it's not me.
My 17 month old son is going gaga over NASCAR. I guess it's just ingrained in certain people.
Okay, now why am I suddenly Zitty McZitterson today? I am almost 30, I am too old to be going through puberty.
I know I might be losing it... because I called a woman at the deli a smelly pirate hooker.... in my head.
Have a good day everyone! See you on Friday for Friday Favorites!