"No" is the funniest word in the English language.
There is only one color in the world and that color is "geen".
The only way to speak is to speak as loud as possible.
High pitched shrieks are a welcome addition to any car ride.
Popcorn, hot dogs and pickles should be consumed at every meal.
All cheese is "Mac O' Cheese".
All dinners should include "Mac O' Cheese" and last approximately 25 seconds.
Sandwiches are the devil.
A pint of raspberries is a perfectly acceptable breakfast.
Everyone that calls Mommy's cell phone is "Nana" and Jacob must speak to "Nana" every time she calls or tantrums will be had.
365 days of the year are Mommy's birthday and we must sing happy birthday to her. (Okay, this one is pretty cute.)
Lawn mowers are called "elmo".
Every square inch of the backyard needs to be swept.
However, in Jacob's world there is a lot of sweetness as well.
Anything can be made better with "I'm sowwy".
Drew is the coolest person ever.
Every moment is an opportunity to break out into song.
"Viva La Vida" by Coldplay and "Dr. Worm" by They Might be Giants are the best dance songs ever.
All actions deserve a "thank you".
Everyone deserves a hug and a kiss.
Conclusion? Jacob's world is pretty fricken' awesome. I am incredibly blessed to be a part of it.