While driving on the highway today, there was a truck so close behind me I thought he was actually going to run me off the road. I was passing a Semi-truck (and going almost 80, by the way) and I went to get into the right lane. Just to paint the picture, traffic was almost bumper to bumper, I'm not sure where he thought he was going.
As he passed me, I turned and looked at him (main reason being to run my big road rage gutter mouth at him- the kids were NOT in the car). He had an exact replica of the Joe Dirt Mullet, and on the back window of his truck he had a graphic of the United States Flag with an eagle.