I decided to try something new and do a Not Me Monday. I got the idea from Cammie. Thanks Cammie!
Here are a couple of things I did NOT do:
I did not use the 5 second rule and take my kids out of the bath without rewashing them when Jacob pooped in the bath. I most certainly did not do that because that is gross.
I did not twitter about the above mentioned pooping event and did not gross out all of my followers on twitter.
I did not drink almost a whole bottle of wine by myself on Saturday. That is indulgent and I would not do that.
I did not eat 5 rice krispie treats in one day. I did not almost finish off the batch before Drew and Mr Bee could have any. That would be selfish, so I would not do that.
I did not have one of the rice krispie treats as my breakfast, instead of a real balanced meal.
I did not take my children to Pet Smart to gawk at the animals and buy nothing. I did not do this because I did not run out of ideas on how to entertain my children.
I did not leave my purse at Pet Smart and make my whole family go back to get it, and I did not almost run somebody down in the parking lot to get there quicker. I am never a dangerous driver with my children in the car.
I did not think my son Drew looked dorky when he insisted on tucking his shirt into his pants and his pants into his socks for bed. I did not take a picture of him dressed this way just so I could have blog fodder/future blackmail pictures.
I did not throw an important piece of our Wii Fit balance board away thinking it was part of a Burger King toy, because I never throw away my children's toys without consulting them first.