Not me Monday: Pooping in the Bathtub Edition

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I decided to try something new and do a Not Me Monday. I got the idea from Cammie. Thanks Cammie!

Here are a couple of things I did NOT do:

I did not use the 5 second rule and take my kids out of the bath without rewashing them when Jacob pooped in the bath. I most certainly did not do that because that is gross.

I did not twitter about the above mentioned pooping event and did not gross out all of my followers on twitter.

I did not drink almost a whole bottle of wine by myself on Saturday. That is indulgent and I would not do that.

I did not eat 5 rice krispie treats in one day. I did not almost finish off the batch before Drew and Mr Bee could have any. That would be selfish, so I would not do that.

I did not have one of the rice krispie treats as my breakfast, instead of a real balanced meal.

I did not take my children to Pet Smart to gawk at the animals and buy nothing. I did not do this because I did not run out of ideas on how to entertain my children.

I did not leave my purse at Pet Smart and make my whole family go back to get it, and I did not almost run somebody down in the parking lot to get there quicker. I am never a dangerous driver with my children in the car.

I did not think my son Drew looked dorky when he insisted on tucking his shirt into his pants and his pants into his socks for bed. I did not take a picture of him dressed this way just so I could have blog fodder/future blackmail pictures.

I did not throw an important piece of our Wii Fit balance board away thinking it was part of a Burger King toy, because I never throw away my children's toys without consulting them first.

And last of all, I did not spend a ridiculous amount of time writing this post instead of doing the 30 day shred. I never would miss more quality time with Jillian Michaels. I can not get enough of her!