I so did not fret over Drew's 4th birthday party. I am not a worry wart so I did not worry all week only to have it turn out wonderful.
I also did not lose track of Jacob at the party and find him trying to escape out the front door. This was not the second time someone lost him and found him trying to escape. He is so not my Calamity Jake!
I also did not
pass out fall asleep while watching Curious George with Drew a couple of hours later, because I was not exhausted from worrying about the Party.
I did not write the majority of this post on my iPod during the superbowl. I never would miss a moment of football.
This is so not how I feel about my job.
I was not a smartass to my sister Amber and Mr. Bee on Sunday coming up with some great one liners to their statements:
Mr. Bee: I have to start getting prepared for the Superbowl (at 11am this morning).
Me: What, are you playing in it?
Amber: I make these great chicken nachos. It's got rotisserie chicken and pepperjack cheese on them. It's my secret recipe.
Me: Secret recipe? Um... not so secret now!
I did not think about how I could blog these one liners, and so did not get really excited when I realized I could!
I was a very responsible Mom and did not let my kids eat junk and snacks all weekend. I would never compromise their health for my sanity.
Jacob is not down to his last diaper, and therefore I am not praying that he does not have a BM before school today. I would never play THAT game of russian roulette.
I did not almost address my Husband as Mr. Bee on Sunday. I would never let my blog take over my real life. :^P
I so did not just use an emoticon in my blog!