I'm in yer mall, gettin' yer Christmas wishes,
I'm going down your chimney, and eatin' up yer cookies,
then I'm gonna fill up yer stockin's,
Later, I'm in my house, cuddlin' with yer
puppy.*
Now, I'm in yer computer,
Wishing you a Merry Christmas.
...now try and get yerself a good nights rest.
* for those keeping track- Puppy countdown = 9 days